I love anything that makes fun of Tom Cruise's hair.
Tom Cruise pretends to listen to Alicia Keys, but really, he thinks, "her bangs. They're so smooth and even, yet so long. They're glorious. I wish mine would do that. How ever does she manage that? Would it be rude to ask? I wonder."
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I'm thinking balls are to men what purses are to women. It's just a little bag, but we feel naked in public without it.
Carrie Bradshaw