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Darling, you make it too easy . . .

It has been reported that Jessica Simpson accidentally found herself breaking the law. Which law you ask, besides the laws of physics her lips defy every day? Miss Simpson, lonely for some male companionship after the whole John Mayer debacle, has been scouring online sites to find a date. She found a man based in LA that she thought to be a perfect candidate and set up a tete-a-tete. Unfortunately for her, the gentleman was not interested in her sparkling wit or her double D's, but rather her pocketbook. Turns out that Jess had hired an escort by mistake. When she was made aware of her error, she made a hasty exit claiming that she's "not that desperate."

Talk about "A Public Affair" my dear Fishlips. On the other hand I am pleasantly surprised you know what a computer is let alone how to use it.

So you get skinny and dump your skeezy husband (by text message no less) so what do you do next? You get yourself to the nearest frozen body of water and start doing some figure eights of course!

Hmm, I'm surprised Brit-Brit didn't do something a little more "country" like have a BBQ with all the Pabst Blue Ribbon you can drink. Perhaps she'll take a page out of Shanna Moakler's book and have a bash in Vegas instead.

Because nothing says classy like saving a slice of your ex-wedding cake for youe kids to enjoy. Forget therapy, let them eat cake!

On a happier note, this is one of the reasons I love You Tube. I wonder if Andy's pants fit any better than the Gap's did. Here's the link : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VbClaPdPmA