This stupid lady at my work keeps trying to sell me replica designer bags. I've told her no like a billion times and that I dont like fake bags. SHE DOES NOT GET IT. She keeps calling me or sending me emails saying she's gotten new bags in and that I should stop by her office to take a look.
Maybe if you (ever so tactfully, of course) remind her that possession and distribution of fake purses is illegal, she might back off. Or maybe something like "Sorry, but I don't support buying knock off bags." I just think that if she hasn't gotten the hint when you've tried to be subtle then you probably need to be a bit more direct with her.
I've been pretty direct in saying no - of course, I haven't brought up the illegal thing or that she could be fired. Maybe I'll do that. I hate to go to HR over this because things are so formal here and I know it will just blow up into a whole issue. But, if this doesn't stop soon, I may have to...