Development Assistant for a large University. I hear at least once a week from my boss that I'm ridiculously overqualified for what I do, yet I still have trouble finding anything else.
So I guess that translates into an unemployed girl with a J.D., not very glamorous...but I think I will make everyone call me Dr. Jahni while I'm studying for the bar....
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It's pronounced "Johnny," like the boys name....but spelled like an Indian Zuchini.
Special Programs Coordinator for a state University's School of Theatre and Dance. Translates to graphic artists, web site coordinator, advertising/collateral for the school, special events/functions, alumni support, Visa and logistics coordinator for International guest artists, and about a million other things for a small crappy salary.
Medical Technologist/Clinical Lab Scientist in a blood bank at a large hospital. My primary responsibility is crossmatching blood for patients and I really like my job.