LOS ANGELES - Britney Spears topped Mr. Blackwell's 46th annual "Worst Dressed" list for wearing clothes that he said made her look like an "over-the-hill Lolita."
"When it comes to Couture Chaos, this Tacky Terror should take a bow _ looks like an over-the-hill Lolita," Mr. Blackwell said in a statement released Tuesday.
Bohemian teen tycoon Mary-Kate Olsen was the next target of the acid-tongued fashion critic. He called her clothes "bag lady rags" and "depressingly decayed."
Jessica Simpson followed Olsen. Though her Daisy Dukes shorts landed her on the pages of numerous magazines, Mr. Blackwell said she "resembles a cut-rate Rapunzel _ slingin' hash in a Vegas diner."
The other offenders on Blackwell's list of fashion flops were Eva Longoria, Mariah Carey, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Shakira, Anna Nicole Smith and Renee Zellweger.
Blackwell said Hilton _ who topped his list two years ago _ "still looks like yesterday's cheesecake ... with a side of kitsch."
Lohan is "drowning in grown-up groaners," he said, while Zellweger looks like "a painted pumpkin on a pogo stick."
"2005 turned out to be a particularly bad year for couture chaos, wardrobe wrecks and stylistic sleaze," Blackwell said. "These woman may be fabulously talented in their respective fields, but when it comes to fashion, they resemble weary weeds in a lovely garden."
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"These woman may be fabulously talented in their respective fields, but when it comes to fashion, they resemble weary weeds in a lovely garden."
I'm sorry if anyone likes Britney, but I don't think she has any singing talent. She doesn't even sound good on her albums, and that's after they doctored up her voice a lot.
And Britney is further proof that money doesn't buy style.
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I can't even hate this photo anymore because I stepped on my skirt in a parking lot one day & did this shot. All I could think about was this picture & being happy that I didn't have paparrizi following me around!!!!
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I can't even hate this photo anymore because I stepped on my skirt in a parking lot one day & did this shot. All I could think about was this picture & being happy that I didn't have paparrizi following me around!!!!
Haha! I love you laken1. Will you move to Austin and be my friend?
I feel a little sorry for the girl. I mean, when I first had my daughter all I lived in were my tracksuits and schlumpy clothes. Then again, they all fit properly. And I don't usually have the paparazzi following me around. And I don't have millions of dollars. Maybe I don't actually feel that bad for her.
But it looks like she's trying a little now :
But then again, maybe not:
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Not about Britney, but I don't thingk Jessica Simpson is poorly dressed at all, maybe some outfits are little much, but 90 percent of the time she looks hot (IMO). Same with Lindsay Lohan (for the most part) and Renee Zellweger (at least at the Oscars and such). I do think that Britney deserves her Worst-Dressed title though-- she wasn't a cute pregnant girl, she kind of just looked sloppy all the time, and, as we all know from pregnant ladies on here, such as itsapinkthing(sorry if I have that wrong, but I'm pretty sure that's right), pregnancy can be soooooo cute and women can definitely wear it well. Unfortunately, that was not Britney.
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I do think that Britney deserves her Worst-Dressed title though-- she wasn't a cute pregnant girl, she kind of just looked sloppy all the time, and, as we all know from pregnant ladies on here, such as itsapinkthing(sorry if I have that wrong, but I'm pretty sure that's right), pregnancy can be soooooo cute and women can definitely wear it well. Unfortunately, that was not Britney.
Ditto. Remember how cute Reese Witherspoon and Jennifer Garner and Heidi Klum were pregnant??? When you have a gazillion dollars and people to dress you and do your hair and rub your feet for heavens sake, then why run around looking the way Brit does?
I would just be happy if Britney would spend some of that money and invest in some bras. We just don't need to be seeing all of Britney all of the time.
This outfit bugs me. I saw a woman in high-heels like that(3-4") carrying an infant and she fell on the sidewalk w/ the baby and it scared the shit out of me.