This one was a few years back I heard about. My cousin was at the grocery store with her 3 year old boy. I guess she was carrying him and he felt a little squished, because out in front of all these people he said, Your chocking my penis Mom!
so when my little sister was in pre-school i guess they were collecting pennies for a charity. so my mom goes into her room to wake my sister up for school in the morning and she says, "C, do you you have your pennies", and my sister says, "but mommmmmmm, i got hot and i took them off". she thought my mom said panties.
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