AHAHAHAHA!!! Thanks for posting that, Lisa. What's sad is that this article is just as funny as the fake ones on gofugyourself, etc. My personal fave:
ELLE: Wait a second—is this a real diamond?
BS: Oh, it's totally a real diamond. But it's not the final. I like this, but it catches onto everything. I want something that's not as pokey-outy. The one I'm gettin' is a little bit flatter. And it's just more of a rare diamond
***This is interesting, too, in light of the tummy tuck rumors:
ELLE: Will you have a natural childbirth?
BS: I have a feelin' I'm going to have an operation. I don't know why. But I hope so.
***I don't believe the rumor that she is depressed about not being able to work out. I don't think she's worked out since she met K-fed.
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***I don't believe the rumor that she is depressed about not being able to work out. I don't think she's worked out since she met K-fed.
I agree! Before the baby, she was all about "I am married so I can do whatever I want and eat whatever I want" (cause apparently the only reason to shower and wear clean clothes is to catch a man)... although maybe now that she has had a dose of life with an infant, she is yearning for the good old days and is thinking about going back to work...
also, does it creep anyone else out that she scheduled her c-section six weeks early? I know tons of babies are born premature and are totally healthy, but doesn't it seem like, if you don't have some other medical issue, you should just leave him in there till he's good and ready to come out? maybe I'm just old-fashioned...
also, does it creep anyone else out that she scheduled her c-section six weeks early? I know tons of babies are born premature and are totally healthy, but doesn't it seem like, if you don't have some other medical issue, you should just leave him in there till he's good and ready to come out? maybe I'm just old-fashioned...
oh, I think it's horrible. A lot of moms schedule their deliveries now, but 6-weeks is ridiculous. I can't stand her...I hope it's just bad publicity, b/c that is so selfish!
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Now I don't remember now when she had the baby, but if she is breastfeeding, that helps the belly go back to flat tremendously because it makes the uterus contract back to normal size. Plus, if she had it early, her uterus may not have grown as big in the first place. Breastfeeding exclusively put my uterus back to normal size within 5 or 6 weeks after birth, so it can happen and Britney has access to personal chefs, trainers and youth on her side too.
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Now I don't remember now when she had the baby, but if she is breastfeeding, that helps the belly go back to flat tremendously because it makes the uterus contract back to normal size. Plus, if she had it early, her uterus may not have grown as big in the first place. Breastfeeding exclusively put my uterus back to normal size within 5 or 6 weeks after birth, so it can happen and Britney has access to personal chefs, trainers and youth on her side too.
I love the "air breaker" comment about Jamie Lynn. Makes it sound like her sister's a farter! That's what I thought she meant at first. I had to go back and read it slowly so I could understand what the hell she was saying!
halleybird wrote: AHAHAHAHA!!! Thanks for posting that, Lisa. What's sad is that this article is just as funny as the fake ones on gofugyourself, etc.
Completely! And as a journalist, can't you just see the editors of Elle listening to the tape of the interview with the writer and being like "WTF do we do with this?" I think Q&A is the only way to go!
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Bwahahaaaa!! That article is hysterical. I mean, like, seriously, omg, Kabbalah is like the coolest, even though I have, like, no idea what all those, like, Hebrew words mean. Like, omg, it's a different language and stuff. But it's so healing. And, like, so is being pregnant.