STYLETHREAD -- LET'S TALK SHOP!

Andrea Julia · Coach

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janey831 · Kate Spade

RE: Feel sorry for me although I don't deserve it!

Hermes

get really plowed and do stuff to really turn him off tee hee

#1 eat a bunch of garlic before the date

#2 fart loudly during dinner - if you can fart and burp at the same time to show off one of your "many talents" that's even better

#3 candidly discuss the following:

- how you are more than $100,000 in cc debt

- how you are manic depressive and on medication

- that you have slept with almost 100 guys, but your goal is 150

#4 hit on the server whether they are male or female

hmmm... there's more... does anyone else have any other ideas?

-- Edited by detroit at 15:45, 2005-09-23

NCshopper · Hermes

detroit wrote:

get really plowed and do stuff to really turn him off tee hee #1 eat a bunch of garlic before the date #2 fart loudly during dinner - if you can fart and burp at the same time to show off one of your "many talents" that's even better #3 candidly discuss the following: - how you are more than $100,000 in cc debt - how you are manic depressive and on medication - that you have slept with almost 100 guys, but your goal is 150 #4 hit on the server whether they are male or female hmmm... there's more... does anyone else have any other ideas? -- Edited by detroit at 15:45, 2005-09-23

Good ideas detroit! Although, with my husband, burping and farting would probably turn him on more since he tends to find it absolutely hillarious himself!

That sucks you have to hang out with him AJ. I say, go out to eat, feign food poisoning, and go home early!

poptart · Coach

AJ, this sounds like the classic time for a phone call from a girlfriend telling you "Something bad happened."

Tati · Chanel

Lisa wrote:

AJ, this sounds like the classic time for a phone call from a girlfriend telling you "Something bad happened."

Good one Lisa!

hey have you seen White Chicks? Act like that on your date!

Metric · Gucci

Talk incessantly about how being celibate has changed your life and you never want to get it on again. Find some way to bring every topic of conversation around to your celibacy.

NCshopper · Hermes

Hey AJ, how'd the date go???

Andrea Julia · Coach

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-- Edited by Andrea Julia at 01:18, 2006-01-29

scarlett · Marc Jacobs

i like that phone call from the girlfriend saying something bad happened! have you seen that episode of sex and the city where charlotte does that?

Andrea Julia · Coach

scarlett wrote:

i like that phone call from the girlfriend saying something bad happened! have you seen that episode of sex and the city where charlotte does that?

I probably have because I've seen all of them, but I can't remember that. Refresh my memory. Who was she with?

scarlett · Marc Jacobs

it's towards the end of the series. after charlotte converted to judaism she and harry got in a big fight over the fact that he hadn't proposed to her, and they broke up. then all these women in her synagogue tried setting her up with their sons, and she was on a date with one of them in a restaurant and it wasn't going well when carrie came in with berger, the writer she was dating. and i think charlotte somehow got carrie to call her, and charlotte's cell phone rang and she said "oh, i better answer that. what if something bad happened??" and then into the phone "hello? something bad happened? i'll be right there!" and the date ended, and she came back in and joined carrie and berger at their table.

Andrea Julia · Coach

scarlett wrote:

it's towards the end of the series. after charlotte converted to judaism she and harry got in a big fight over the fact that he hadn't proposed to her, and they broke up. then all these women in her synagogue tried setting her up with their sons, and she was on a date with one of them in a restaurant and it wasn't going well when carrie came in with berger, the writer she was dating. and i think charlotte somehow got carrie to call her, and charlotte's cell phone rang and she said "oh, i better answer that. what if something bad happened??" and then into the phone "hello? something bad happened? i'll be right there!" and the date ended, and she came back in and joined carrie and berger at their table.

Haha! I totally remember now.