STYLETHREAD -- LET'S TALK SHOP!

poptart · Coach

THE solution to ALL of our problems.

lsubatgirl · Gucci

Thanks Lisa that was great!

blubirde · Chanel

Okay, here's mine:

Dear Asswipe,

It pains me deeply to tell you that I hate you. Perhaps this comes as a shock, given that I'm the one who always initiates sex. However, you must have suspected that you never really knew me. Even though this hurts, you should know that it's not me, it's you. I hope that we can still be awkward acquaintances.

Have a nice life,

blubirde

ha! fun. I'm going to use that next time.

ShanKel · Kenneth Cole

HA, what if people really did break up that way. It would be horrible, maybe even easier

lsubatgirl · Gucci

ShanKel wrote:

HA, what if people really did break up that way. It would be horrible, maybe even easier

Could you imagine checking the boxes and handing it over to someone. That would be priceless. Just the look of confusion on their face.

kenzie · Chanel

Okay, here's mine (I have added lib in the the parentheses):

Dear Self-Centered Loser:

It pains me deeply (not really, I'm kind of getting a kick out of it) to tell you that I hate you. Perhaps this comes as a shock since we spend all of our waking hours together (except for every Friday and Saturday night, when you're out drinking like an overgrown fratboy with those morons you call friends). However, you must have suspected that our unresovable differences might lead to this (since I'm an adult who does my own laundry and cleaning and your mommy still does yours). Even though all of this hurts you should know that it's not me, it's you (boy, is it ever you! What didn't you do wrong?). I hope we can still (still? no, no, there will be no still)--but we could start living at opposites ends of the earth (actually, if they ever start renting out condos on the moon, you should seriously consider relocating). Have a nice (f-ing) life, you selfish, alcoholic, frat boy, mama baby, loser!

Sincerely,

The Best Thing that Ever Happened to You (too bad you were too drunk to notice)

-- Edited by NylaBelle at 00:02, 2005-09-13

lindsayp · Kenneth Cole

Nylabelle, please, please, please tell me you'll actually give the boy that letter when you move out!!! That would be sooo hysterical to see his face as he read it!

KaffeeKlatsch · Marc Jacobs

This is awesome...can I send one to my estranged husband???

Andrea Julia · Coach

NylaBelle wrote:

Okay, here's mine (I have added lib in the the parentheses): Dear Self-Centered Loser: It pains me deeply (not really, I'm kind of getting a kick out of it) to tell you that I hate you. Perhaps this comes as a shock since we spend all of our waking hours together (except for every Friday and Saturday night, when you're out drinking like an overgrown fratboy with those morons you call friends). However, you must have suspected that our unresovable differences might lead to this (since I'm an adult who does my own laundry and cleaning and your mommy still does yours). Even though all of this hurts you should know that it's not me, it's you (boy, is it ever you! What didn't you do wrong?). I hope we can still (still? no, no, there will be no still)--but we could start living at opposites ends of the earth (actually, if they ever start renting out condos on the moon, you should seriously consider relocating). Have a nice (f-ing) life, you selfish, alcoholic, frat boy, mama baby, loser! Sincerely, The Best Thing that Ever Happened to You (too bad you were too drunk to notice)-- Edited by NylaBelle at 00:02, 2005-09-13

I'm laughing so hard I want to cry. That is hilarious! It must have been therapeutic to write that.

kenzie · Chanel

Andrea Julia wrote:

NylaBelle wrote: Okay, here's mine (I have added lib in the the parentheses): Dear Self-Centered Loser: It pains me deeply (not really, I'm kind of getting a kick out of it) to tell you that I hate you. Perhaps this comes as a shock since we spend all of our waking hours together (except for every Friday and Saturday night, when you're out drinking like an overgrown fratboy with those morons you call friends). However, you must have suspected that our unresovable differences might lead to this (since I'm an adult who does my own laundry and cleaning and your mommy still does yours). Even though all of this hurts you should know that it's not me, it's you (boy, is it ever you! What didn't you do wrong?). I hope we can still (still? no, no, there will be no still)--but we could start living at opposites ends of the earth (actually, if they ever start renting out condos on the moon, you should seriously consider relocating). Have a nice (f-ing) life, you selfish, alcoholic, frat boy, mama baby, loser! Sincerely, The Best Thing that Ever Happened to You (too bad you were too drunk to notice)-- Edited by NylaBelle at 00:02, 2005-09-13 I'm laughing so hard I want to cry. That is hilarious! It must have been therapeutic to write that.

Yes, it was! Especially b/c I came home last night and his mommy had been over during the day and cleaned the house and packed for him while he sat on his arse on the couch all day. And guess what? SHE THREW AWAY MY FOOD!!! I have no food for the week b/c she threw it away b/c she didn't know it was mine b/c his lazy rear-end was watching TV instead of helping her. Only four more days!!

poptart · Coach

NylaBelle wrote:

Okay, here's mine (I have added lib in the the parentheses): Dear Self-Centered Loser: It pains me deeply (not really, I'm kind of getting a kick out of it) to tell you that I hate you. Perhaps this comes as a shock since we spend all of our waking hours together (except for every Friday and Saturday night, when you're out drinking like an overgrown fratboy with those morons you call friends). However, you must have suspected that our unresovable differences might lead to this (since I'm an adult who does my own laundry and cleaning and your mommy still does yours). Even though all of this hurts you should know that it's not me, it's you (boy, is it ever you! What didn't you do wrong?). I hope we can still (still? no, no, there will be no still)--but we could start living at opposites ends of the earth (actually, if they ever start renting out condos on the moon, you should seriously consider relocating). Have a nice (f-ing) life, you selfish, alcoholic, frat boy, mama baby, loser! Sincerely, The Best Thing that Ever Happened to You (too bad you were too drunk to notice)-- Edited by NylaBelle at 00:02, 2005-09-13

Hahahaha. I especially like your signature!

atlgirl · Gucci

Love that, Lisa!

It reminds me of how when I was in H.S., my BFF and I always joked about "the empty envelope" syndrome...we talked about (but never really did) sending an empty envelope to break up with someone...outside we'd write "In this envelope is everything I feel for you" and when the breakee opened it...it would be empty. Zip. Zilch. Nada. *s*

ILoveChoo · Hermes

NylaBelle wrote:

Okay, here's mine (I have added lib in the the parentheses): Dear Self-Centered Loser: It pains me deeply (not really, I'm kind of getting a kick out of it) to tell you that I hate you. Perhaps this comes as a shock since we spend all of our waking hours together (except for every Friday and Saturday night, when you're out drinking like an overgrown fratboy with those morons you call friends). However, you must have suspected that our unresovable differences might lead to this (since I'm an adult who does my own laundry and cleaning and your mommy still does yours). Even though all of this hurts you should know that it's not me, it's you (boy, is it ever you! What didn't you do wrong?). I hope we can still (still? no, no, there will be no still)--but we could start living at opposites ends of the earth (actually, if they ever start renting out condos on the moon, you should seriously consider relocating). Have a nice (f-ing) life, you selfish, alcoholic, frat boy, mama baby, loser! Sincerely, The Best Thing that Ever Happened to You (too bad you were too drunk to notice)-- Edited by NylaBelle at 00:02, 2005-09-13

OMG, this was too funny. I am cracking up!

rosie_the_riveter · Gucci

HaHa! Now they just need to make it in scantron form

Get your #2 pencils ready!

-- Edited by rosie_the_riveter at 02:16, 2005-09-15

janey831 · Kate Spade

rosie_the_riveter wrote:

HaHa! Now they just need to make it in scantron form
Get your #2 pencils ready!-- Edited by rosie_the_riveter at 02:16, 2005-09-15

hahahaha!!! too funny

fashionista L · Coach

Nylabelle,

You are so hilarious!! I love it!! I am excited for you to get that loser out of your life.

kenzie · Chanel

fashionista L wrote:

Nylabelle, You are so hilarious!! I love it!! I am excited for you to get that loser out of your life.

I'm excited, too. He really has been a drain on me in the past couple of months. As if I need something else draining me in addition to the job.

poptart · Coach

I'm grumpy with someone, so here is mine:

Dear F***wit,

It pains me a little to tell you that I have had it with your bullshit. Perhaps this comes as a shock, given that I always seem so carefree and accommodating. However, you must have suspected the you never really knew me. Even though this hurts, you should know that I could have made it hurt a lot more. I hope that we can still be emotionally unavailable to each other.

Have a nice life.

Lisa

-- Edited by Lisa at 09:42, 2005-09-16

-- Edited by Lisa at 10:29, 2005-09-16