I can't read gofugyourself at work anymore. Seriously, it was so funny I was almost screaming at my desk from laughter. Cheaper than top ramen- oh my god, I'm dying!
CoCo
Good rule of thumb: Don't dress like you charge by the hour just because your date (Ice-T) notoriously used to be a pimp. When the entire community of legal hookers in Las Vegas probably looked at you and said, "Girl, you are cheaper than top ramen," you have erred.
I've just fallen in love with that website! I was like howling when they wrote about Ice-T's wife (or whatever she is) saying "No one wants to be known as Nips Akimbo!" Eeeeew!
OMG I am obsessed with gofugyourself. I even sent them an email the other day begging them to let me write as a junior fugger. They did not respond. :(
I think, though, that K-Fed and Britney have inspired their best work to date. Which means that rather than wishing they would go away, I hope K-Fed and Britney will stay in the public eye forever, if only to give the Fug girls material.
I agree with them, though--I wish to god Jessica Simpson would just go away. I think she is even surpassing Paris Hilton on my list of celebrities I can't bear to see another picture of.
The Tara Reid one is hysterical ("Damn you, hat of great cunning!"):
"Fug On... Anonymity
Nothing is more mentally taxing than a celebrity who has taken great and clever pains to avoid being recognized:
I mean... Now I have no idea... Who is this? Who could it be? I'm trying to add it up... the "I'm a Roman Hooker" shoes, the dress that looks like a disco ball caught in a fishing net... it's all adding up to something... Gosh, if only we knew someone who is of the habit of showing up places both hammered and dressed in glittering rags that look tailored by an axe-murderer. And if only this crafty siren weren't wearing a baseball cap! Damn you, Hat of Great Cunning, for being the perfect disguise! A pox on you and your impenetrable shadow! Obstruction of Fugstice is a crime! One punishable by... more mockery! And poxes! I CURSE YOUR AND YOUR DEMON BRIM FOR BESTING ME.
I am just stumped. That hat was a stroke of genius. Well played, Totally Unrecognizable Mysterious Lush. Well played indeed."
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"Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination" - Oscar Wilde