An operations manager for Jack in the Box was late for a meeting and called his boss to tell him he was running late. As he was leaving the voice mail message, he witnessed an accident and went on to provide "play by play" of the incident. This is the actual voice mail message. It was forwarded so many times within Jack in the Box, it crashed their voice mail server.
Man I laughed so hard I thought I was going to die from lack of breathing. Good stuff. Those women completely reminded me of my grandmother and her sisters when they drive around the "big city." Too funny - thanks detroit!