LoL! Those bottle opening sandals would've been perfect groomsmen gifts for our beach wedding! Actually - now I'm thinking they'd be great gifts for several guys I know!
FYI, I saw the first pair on a girl this weekend. She was wearing a green polo shirt and a denim skirt and it just didn't work. At all. They definitely don't look any better in person. And I think every man standing near her was looking at her feet with a WTF expression on his face. So yeah, um no.