1. v-neck cardigans. Too Mr. Rogers, and not flattering to my small boobs. They just always look frumpy.
2. Pumas - I love the look, but they always look funny on.
3. light khakis. I always buy them, because they're cute. Then they get mysterious stains somehow (and I wear a lot of white with no problems) and they wrinkle and bag and look gross.
4. Anything baggy. I just think it's never, never, never a good idea.
5. Shorts. they are not flattering from the back to anyone over 12.
quote: Originally posted by: Indiegirl "I hate it when tops do that, also tops with a built-in "shelf" because they never fit and it's like the company presumes your boobs must be that size... grr!"
I have big "girls" these days too, and I thought about this at first too. But just let the seam lie where it does, it does not have to fit underneath the bustline, it is meant to lie slightly above anyway. the seam gives the appearance of an uplift. don't think that the seam should be worn like an underwire on a bustier.
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Tunic Tops- I look preggers Ultra Low rise jeans...not the best unless I was a size 4 Bermuda shorts- I look like I lost 1/2 of my pants Flats with skirts I looks stumpy Also the ankle straps, stumpy, ribbon espadrilles are much better SFC! Cropped cardigans, anything cropped not good on the long torso and not so slim tummy.... Long skirts- somtimes when you hide too much, I look like Kirstie Alley...pre-Jenny Craig!
Cap sleeves or short, short-sleeves - me and oprah got arm jiggle in common (although she doesn't have that anymore, does she?)
Shorts of any kind whatsoever - Why does everyone think shorts are so much more appropriate than long pants? They're not. 99% of people wearing shorts look like ass in them. I don't get it.
Empire waist - I actually have a waist and pregnant is not the look I'm hoping to achieve with it
Cropped jackets - anything that hits right above my ass does way more harm than good for my friendly backdoor booty
REFUSE to buy shoes that tie up your leg. The ties always fall down and they just bug me to death!
Logo anything - seriously hate it with a passion (except black on black fendi pattern - those don't suck so much but i still wouldn't but it)
Jeans at the waist or a little higher - they make me look like my mother when she had fat-ass syndrome