so i never wear perfume, but i fell in love with kai and wore it to work today. my coworker came to talk to me this morning and swore to god that my office smelled like a "well-seasoned steak." she was getting so hungry, it just smelled so delicious, yum yum, oh boy, etc. i had to convince her that i didn't have a steak hiding in the room. i kind of had an idea what it might be though, so i made her smell my wrist and she said "that's it! that's the steak! a delicious, perfectly seasoned steak!" what the hell?! she said it could be worse. she likes the way steak smells. i said that was great and all, but it's supposed to smell like gardenias, and i didn't smell steak at all. but she insisted again that i smell like steak, so i let it go.
ummmm i know perfume is supposed to be different on everyone, but i highly doubt that you body chemistry causes kai to produce a meat odor! you're coworker is too funny... and obviously her olfactory sense are challenged.
on second thought, i bet i could lure tons of cute hipster veggie boys by wearing this cause i'd be like the forbidden fruit. they won't be able to resist. and i think well-seasoned steak is a more attractive scent than bacon, which is the #1 veg breaker.
steak scent or not, i keep meaning to check this out. where do they sell it?
I think your coworker has a wonky sense of smell. I don't know how the hell you get 'steak' from 'gardenia'! And if you really did smell of steak you need to submit yourself for scientific testing right now.
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quote: Originally posted by: mizzle "i love it, so i'm definitely going to keep wearing it. maybe i'll get bit by a pitbull and can sue its owner and retire in luxury."