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cahabo · Kate Spade

Kids say the darndest things!

tri_sarah_tops · Marc Jacobs

Lol, that's funny.

My two year old is starting to get an imagination and she's been making up a lot of stuff lately. The other day she told me daddy was mean to her, saying "He makes me wash the car." Then she said that her teddy bear was mean to her, saying "He steals my blanket and he said I not a big girl." So then I asked her if I'd been mean to her and she said, "Yes. You make me clean the castle."

BargainQueen · Marc Jacobs

OMG I have a few...

Recently my 3 year old has been trying to play Guitar Hero with her dad and when she gets frustrated she yells, "I want to be pregnant!". DH started freaking out and telling her no and she kept yelling "Yes I do!". We finally figured out she was trying to say, "I want to Perfect!". She still gets those two confused.

This one is embarrasing...my youngest brother is a year old and I tease DD with him and simulate with his hands which are in a fist in a baby voice, "I'm going to kick your butt!" and she laughs and makes the baby laugh. So we were shopping one day and I kept asking her to behave and she yells out, "Or your going to kick my butt?". When I told her no, she goes, "Yes mommy, like you do to the baby!". I was mortified, I walked out of the store thinking everyone thinks I beat my babies.

I just thought of another one...DD and I were taking a walk and a heavy set woman was walking her dog in front of us. DD loves dogs and points at it and says, "Look mommy that doggy is short and fat" and she thinks about it and adds, "Just like the lady!". I really hope the woman didn't hear her!

-- Edited by BargainQueen at 12:20, 2008-06-17

rosie_the_riveter · Gucci

BargainQueen wrote:

I just thought of another one...DD and I were taking a walk and a heavy set woman was walking her dog in front of us. DD loves dogs and points at it and says, "Look mommy that doggy is short and fat" and she thinks about it and adds, "Just like the lady!". I really hope the woman didn't hear her!

-- Edited by BargainQueen at 12:20, 2008-06-17

OMG! I would have died! LOL

XtinaStyles · Marc Jacobs

I was in the bathroom at Barnes and Noble and overheard a funny one:

A mother was taking her 2ish yr old little girl to the bathroom and she was entertaining herself saying "Mommy I can put my fingers in my ears, in my mouth, in my nose..." went along the list, then declared loudly "BUT NOT IN THE BUTT!" I guess mommy had to talk to her about that in the past!

Collette · Chanel

The twins I watch are in a big poopin and farting phase since they just recently became potty trained.

Ok #1 I was on the Wii fit and they like to watch me play and I was doing squats and Caleb goes to me "Gooey (they call me Goey) you poopin?

#2 We were in the bathrooms of Navy Pier and the women in the stall next to us farted real loud and Caidan yells over "say excuse me that's disgusting!"

#3 This time it was my ladylike self that farted and Caleb exclaims "what dat noise? dat dada?" he just associates that noise with his dad

boobaby · Kate Spade

There are 2 little boys in my building who are really cute & like to pet my dog. One day I was coming in the courtyard with shopping bags and one of them said "Have you been shopping AGAIN?!??!" I didn't know he was keeping track.. wink

Chic · Marc Jacobs

Collette wrote:
#2 We were in the bathrooms of Navy Pier and the women in the stall next to us farted real loud and Caidan yells over "say excuse me that's disgusting!"

LOL! Sometimes kids say the things that NEED to be said. wink

HeatherLynn · Gucci

Those stories are so cute! I was in need of a good laugh in a huge way! Thank you!!

Suasoria · Chanel

BargainQueen wrote:

"Yes mommy, like you do to the baby!". I was mortified, I walked out of the store thinking everyone thinks I beat my babies.

Oh. Mah. Gawd. Classic.

Hermione · Kate Spade

Kindof like the dog thing -
My brother (who is now 18) was about 2 I think at the time and my family is walking down the street and we see an UNBELIEVABLY fat lady. For some reason I looked at my brother and he opens his mouth with an excited expression (about to say something) and is pointing and I just knew - my whole family knew - so I grab him and clamp my hand over his mouth. He starts kicking and struggling so hard to get my hand off his mouth, clearly desperate to say whatever he was about to, and I think ended up biting me and finally got my hand off - unfortunately still in the lady's vicinity "LOOK HOW FAT THAT LADY IS SHE'S GONNA BREAK THE TOILET!"
We all about died of embarassment. It makes a funny story 16 years later though!