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WASHINGTON - A judge ruled Monday in favor of a dry cleaner that was sued for $54 million over a missing pair of pants. The owners of Custom Cleaners did not violate the city's Consumer Protection Act by failing to live up to Roy L. Pearson's expectations of the "Satisfaction Guaranteed" sign once displayed in the store window, District of Columbia Superior Court Judge Judith Bartnoff ruled. Bartnoff ordered Pearson to pay the court costs of defendants Soo Chung, Jin Nam Chung and Ki Y. Chung.
Pearson, an administrative law judge, originally sought $67 million from the Chungs, claiming they lost a pair of suit trousers and later tried to give him a pair that he said was not his. He arrived at the amount by adding up years of alleged law violations and almost $2 million in common law claims.
Pearson later dropped demands for damages related to the pants and focused his claims on signs in the shop, which have since been removed.
Chris Manning, the Chungs' attorney, argued that no reasonable person would interpret the signs to mean an unconditional promise of satisfaction.
The Chungs said the trial had taken an enormous financial and emotional toll on them and exposed them to widespread ridicule.
The two-day trial earlier this month drew a standing-room-only crowd and overshadowed the drunken driving trial of former Mayor Marion Barry.
Good! I am happy to hear this. I get so angry when I hear that people get millions of dollars for frivolous reasons. At most, he was entitled to an amount equalling the cost of the pants, a new suit jacket to match, and maybe a little more for the inconvenience of having to find another suit to replace this one. At MOST!
This part infuriates me: "Pearson, an administrative law judge, originally sought $67 million from the Chungs, claiming they lost a pair of suit trousers and later tried to give him a pair that he said was not his. He arrived at the amount by adding up years of alleged law violations and almost $2 million in common law claims."
Why is this one asshat entitled to $67 million for other people's losses?
This case makes me absolutely FURIOUS. He should be paying millions to the drycleaners for all the heartache he's created. Over PANTS. You don't ruin lives over that.
"Why is this one asshat entitled to $67 million for other people's losses?"
This cracks me up!!!! Have you read anything by MaryJanice Davidson? She's the only one I've know to use the word asshat! I liked it so much I've been calling people that! (Under my breath, of course)
The owners of Custom Cleaners did not violate the city's Consumer Protection Act by failing to live up to Roy L. Pearson's expectations of the "Satisfaction Guaranteed" sign once displayed in the store window, District of Columbia Superior Court Judge Judith Bartnoff ruled.
Chris Manning, the Chungs' attorney, argued that no reasonable person would interpret the signs to mean an unconditional promise of satisfaction.
I agree about the frivolousness...but how WOULD you interpret the signs of "Satisfaction Guaranteed"? It's rather vague and does (did) leave them open to all sorts of interpretation.
The lawyer who sued is part of the reason lawyers are the butt of jokes (apologies to our legal ladies here) across the country. What an idiot!
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The lawyer who sued is part of the reason lawyers are the butt of jokes (apologies to our legal ladies here) across the country. What an idiot!
I'm not positive, but I'm pretty sure he represented himself...he's an Admin Law Judge...surely he wouldn't find anyone else stupid enough to take this case...I'm glad he got saddled with the legal fees for all parties...to bad the Judge couldn't award damages to the defendants...
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The lawyer who sued is part of the reason lawyers are the butt of jokes (apologies to our legal ladies here) across the country. What an idiot!
I'm not positive, but I'm pretty sure he represented himself...he's an Admin Law Judge...surely he wouldn't find anyone else stupid enough to take this case...I'm glad he got saddled with the legal fees for all parties...to bad the Judge couldn't award damages to the defendants...
This happened in my city. He's an ALJ for the DC gov't and he did represent himself. As part of his lawsuit, he tried to get attorneys fees for himself at $400/hr!! The dry cleaners filed a motion to get him to pay their attorneys' fees, which are in the tens of thousands. I hope he has to pay and that he gets disbarred. What a jackass!