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squishy · Coach

pick up lines.. ick!

Hermes

(bar setting) my girlfriend was seated and this doofus was talking to her, then I came along and he started hitting on me, pulled a chair up next to her, and said "c'mon, sit your huge ass down here" in a flirtatious way (I think he thought women were so dense that I would assume I misheard him.) My response was something along the lines of why would I want to sit and talk to you if you just told me my ass was huge?!?! what a freakin drunk dumbass. and he was all like "aww, c'mon... sit down..."

whatta freakin dolt.

I would have to say that was the worst come-on line I've ever heard.

boobaby · Kate Spade

I was at a dive bar in St. Paul, MN. This old alcoholic guy sat down next to me and said, "I know your daddy loves you. Wanna know how I can tell? 'Cause you have nice teeth so he spent good money on them." Eww! So I moved away and he followed me. He then said, "What would your daddy say if you brought me home?" I told him my daddy would kill him, then I left.

dangergirl · Kate Spade

i was on a train recently, and i got out a sandwich. a guy sitting near me said "that looks nice... nice like yourself" bleh

*cringe*

Kelly · Hermes

The worst one I can remember was when my friend and I were driving around downtown Cincinnati in the middle of the night. We stopped at a red light and our windows were rolled down. We're both white. This big black guy comes up and starts pounding on our windshield, and then he starts yelling "You girls want some chocolate in your white milk?" We rolled up our windows but he kept yelling at us until the light turned green and we could drive away!

boobaby wrote:
I told him my daddy would kill him

-- Edited by ttara123 at 14:14, 2007-05-28

Metric · Gucci

This isn't really a pick-up-line but a pick-up-story: a few years ago I was at a bar playing pool and this older guy tried to pick me up. Who just happened to be my science teacher from grade 8. He was trying his best to be Mr Smooth and I asked him "you don't recognize me do you?"
him "no should I?"
me "you taught me science in grade 8"
him "hmmmm....was that recently?"
me "no not really"
him "then whats the problem?"

bleh

gross.

dangergirl · Kate Spade

Metric wrote:

me "you taught me science in grade 8"
him "hmmmm....was that recently?"
me "no not really"
him "then whats the problem?"

gross.

ewww!!!!!

alagirl · Kenneth Cole

This post is so timely.....
This past week DH and I along with another couple went out to Las Vegas. Our husbands wanted to gamble and the other girl and I went to the Bar at Times Square in the New York New York. Anyway, there was this dude that kept coming up to us and dancing and all that jazz. He said to me "Why don't you and I get out of here and go play some blackjack - maybe we'll both get lucky" and gave me a big wink. I politely said, "No that's OK, I don't think my husband would appreciate that very much". He ended up getting the hint and we no longer had to deal with "Scary Guy" the rest of the night.

squishy · Coach

Metric wrote:
This isn't really a pick-up-line but a pick-up-story: a few years ago I was at a bar playing pool and this older guy tried to pick me up. Who just happened to be my science teacher from grade 8. He was trying his best to be Mr Smooth and I asked him "you don't recognize me do you?"
him "no should I?"
me "you taught me science in grade 8"
him "hmmmm....was that recently?"
me "no not really"
him "then whats the problem?"

gross.

great. i'm going to have nightmares about my own 8th grade science teacher.

i had a guy ask me if i wanted to be his slave. i think i laughed, but i was really creeped out. he had started off the 'conversation' asking if i wanted to sit in his lap, or, if i preferred, on his face.

i wish i could take credit for this, but it happened to my close friend when we were out:

jerk: "you look like [you'd provide high quality oral sex]"
my friend, my hero: "yes" *grins, and gnashes teeth loudly and repeatedly*

he winced and we never saw him again.

greendiamond · Marc Jacobs

Is that a keg in your back pocket, cuz I wanna tap that ass.

An guy in college who was in my circle of friends, but not really my friend, tried that one out on me. At first I thought he was trying to tell me my ass was the size of a keg.

What a terrible pick-up line.

-gd

Teresa · Kate Spade

greendiamond wrote:

At first I thought he was trying to tell me my ass was the size of a keg.

lmao

Suasoria · Chanel

Two come to mind. My mom and I used to go out together quite a bit. We were at a bar and I went to the bathroom. While I was gone this guy hit on my mom, I forget how, and she blew him off. Then I came back and he hit on me. My mom started laughing and said "you're hitting on my daughter in front of me?!?" The fact that we were mother and daughter made him twice as aggressive and we eventually had to leave. He thought he could get both of us. Gross.

The other one: when I was a teenager, she and I were waiting for an elevator to go up to a friend's apartment. This guy who was probably in his early 20s hit on my mom, who was 40 at the time. He asked her what floor she lived on. Her response:

"The 40th, and trust me, your elevator does not go up that high."

Maat · Kenneth Cole

boobaby wrote:

I was at a dive bar in St. Paul, MN. This old alcoholic guy sat down next to me and said, "I know your daddy loves you. Wanna know how I can tell? 'Cause you have nice teeth so he spent good money on them." Eww! So I moved away and he followed me. He then said, "What would your daddy say if you brought me home?" I told him my daddy would kill him, then I left.

Ew! The word "daddy" should not be used in a pick-up line. It should be illegal and I"m not even kidding.

exsupahero · Kate Spade

squishy wrote:

jerk: "you look like [you'd provide high quality oral sex]"
my friend, my hero: "yes" *grins, and gnashes teeth loudly and repeatedly*

that's so funny!

Jahni · Dooney & Bourke

I think this one was more embarrassing for the guy...
I'm an attorney, but I work in a hospital....A guy I work with was in my office one day and took one of my cards and asked "What does the J.D. stand for, Just Damn fine?"
I just stared at him until he hung his head and started to walk away...then we both just busted out laughing at how completely stupid he sounded...

Mandy · Kate Spade

When I was in high school I drove a pickup truck. I was getting gas when this redneck at the pump next to me said, "hey baby, I drive a truck too. wanna get in my bed?" The worst part was he was driving some type of sedan at the time.