"Hi! Yes, first I want to say hey to all of my fans and I can't wait for all my stuff to come out I'm really really excited.
And also I just want to say that I'm just really really shocked at like how nice our world is because it is just so nice. Like, oh my god. Like the other day like I was sitting there and I saw all these magazines and they said I was pregnant and like it's so true. Like, America, believe everything you read because like you're smart and I'm stupid. Like, for real! Come on, ya'll!
And then after that like I totally saw also on like the USA Today because always believe everything you read. It said that, you know, like, I was drinking all the time and, like, it was, like, so right. It was so true, like, oh my god.
It was so right and like my management totally knew what they were doing when they sent me to rehab. So right you know! And like, I'm going to cry right now because the world is so nice. Like, this lady told me she said, "Britney, go to the light. Go to the light and see Jesus." Okay and I was like, "Oh my god! I'm going to do it!" And I did and it happened! And it was just so weird, cause our world is so nice.
So thank you so much. Thank you so much. Thank you. I'm going to have to hire you, man. Great, thank you."
She was being sarcastic, but that was a really stupid thing to do. Completely outside of the fact that the whole thing was an annoying mess, she also shouldn't say things like that because anyone could quote her as saying "Like the other day like I was sitting there and I saw all these magazines and they said I was pregnant and like it's so true" and anyone who didn't see the video wouldn't know she was being sarcastic. I read the transcript before watching the video, and I didn't see her as being sarcastic at all I saw her as being a basket case. It wasn't until the video that I realized she was joking. That's a bad move as far as PR goes.
Edited because I'm a spelling idiot today.
-- Edited by ttara123 at 14:34, 2007-04-15
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The bad part is that if someone intelligent gave this little diatribe, I'd think it was hilarious. As it is, I don't. No offense to Brit, 'cause I'm not a Brit hater, but imo it's a little too close to reality for it to be funny.