To Kevin: HA HA. I was just waiting until I started to get hot again to file the papers. Check out my cute, post-baby body. HOW DO YOU LIKE THIS? Yeah! That's what I'm TALKING ABOUT. It's a CLASSY dress on a HOT BODY and I still have LIKE A LOT MORE DOLLARS THAN YOU DO. So you can SUCK IT. When I told you the other night that I was bringing sexy back, I was NOT kidding, even if you did laugh. Who's laughing now?! (I am.)
I hope you enjoy the case of Pabst I gave you to celebrate your stupid "album" dropping, because that is the LAST THING you are going to get from me EVER. I hope your cornrows all fall out and you trip on your manpris and you break your face and you crash your car.
Rumour has it that Britney is currently holed up at the Four Seasons Hotel in LA with her two sons Sean Preston and Jayden James and is planning on staying there indefinitely.
Britney was forced to flee her home after her husband Kevin Federline went on a crazy rampage…probably because his album is so crap.
According to NW Magazine, K-Fed totally lost the plot smashing furniture and punching walls.
A source told the rag: “Kevin has always been hot-headed and he likes to bang things around,”
“Britney learnt to deal with him kicking the walls now and then. “But lately, that sort of behaviour has escalated to frightening new levels - and recently it hit crisis point.”
The trigger for K-Fed’s outburst was reportedly a comment Britney made about his recent appearance on the wrestling show WWE.
A friend added: “Britney’s laughing set Kevin off and he went wild,”
“It was like he had weeks of pent up hostility in him, and all it took was one little comment to light the powder keg.
“He started screaming at her, smashing things and hitting the walls. Britney’s seen him crazy, but she’s never seen him like this and she’s never been so fearful for her physical safety.”
“He’s gotten violent and it’s getting worse with each temper tantrum,”
“He hasn’t hit Britney or the kids, but after seeing the rage he’s carrying around it could happen next.”