Wah! Why can't I be Heidi Klum? She's just really gorgeous and had two kids to boot. Some people just win the genetic lotto I suppose. The following are pics from the upcoming SI swimsuit issue. And yes, those swimsuits are painted on her.
Now to put it all in perpective, visit this site to see that a lot of that gorgeousness is probably all smoke and mirrors. Go to http://glennferon.com/index.html and see some celebrities before and after retouching. My favorite is Maxim (I believe) girl Vida Guevarra. Watch her butt magically grow before your eyes! Here's a taste of what you'll see. (I don't think Vivica would be too happy if she knew this pic of her was on the site.)
LaLohan making the cover of Premiere magazine and looking pretty damn hot.
Aw, cute preggo alert! Gwen and Gavin taking a walk. I love that she still insists on wearing heels.
Bald head or no, Natalie Portman is just so beautiful. Here she is promoting V for Vendetta on the pages of VF and EW.
Did anyone know that Jessica is launching her own shoe line creatively called Jessica Simpson Footwear?
Now here's a little eye candy for the ladies! The yummy Paul Walker (so hot in person by the way) and my future husband Jake. However, when I look at some of the pics of Jake with his friend Austin Nichols (who is rumored to have a "thing" with Sophia Bush of One Tree Hill) I start to get a little worried.He looks a little, well, flirty in some of them. Maybe it's just residual from filming. I hope.
Jake, you are stabbing me in the heart right now.
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hah! that website with the retouching was hilarious...i played with it for like ten minutes....
boobie, no boobie, boobie, no boobie, boobie, no boobie.....
i loved that in some of them they airbrushed out armpit hair! dude....why on earth wouldn't you shave that before a modeling shoot? seems pretty logical to me: half nekkid bathing suit pose, fresh and clean underarms. 1+1=2?
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Man, some "beautiful people" are much more torn up looking in real life. They should thank god for the miracle of photo retouching! Now, if I could just get that for real life! So long, cellulite ass! hello cleavage!
MissMee wrote: Man, some "beautiful people" are much more torn up looking in real life. They should thank god for the miracle of photo retouching! Now, if I could just get that for real life! So long, cellulite ass! hello cleavage!
That's what I was thinking - I totally missed it that I could STILL be a model!!!! Who knew?
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