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Gucci

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Yech - is this really her? What has Tom Cruise done to her? She looks twice her age...



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I feel like if that is her it is a stretched out picture- look at her face.  It looks really weird.

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Whoa.  Her face looks all busted.  I hope that's just a really bad picture of her or something got messed up with some photo resizing.


ETA:  What is she wearing?  Is that an orange velour housecoat???



-- Edited by NCshopper at 21:31, 2006-01-03

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no way, that is either someone else or is majorly photoshopped.

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Weird, huh? It was on MSN yesterday in a montage of bad celeb styles. Here's the accompanying text:

Yuck a l'Orange: It's bad enough that Tom Cruise recently made Katie Holmes go ice-skating in the sleet and rain to celebrate her birthday. Now it appears he's pushing her to participate in another pregnancy-unfriendly pastime: hunting. The future Mrs. Cruise No. 3 steps out in Manhattan sporting an orange coat so bright it will not only stand out in the forest but also will allow Scientology-crowned galactic overlord Xenu to zero in on her from space. Katie's radioactive, robe-like raiment, which appears to be made from hundreds of unwanted Tickle-Me-Elmo dolls, has another built-in bonus: It's the perfect camouflage should she get a salt craving and decide to shove an entire bag of Cheetos down her throat. The telltale dust will disappear into the fabric and no one (and by "no one," we mean Tom) will be the wiser. The erstwhile actress fares slightly better with her accessories, prudently hiding her now cold, dead eyes beneath a pair of stylish shades.



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this is my favorite part...


prudently hiding her now cold, dead eyes beneath a pair of stylish shades



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That's just disturbing Poor Katie. Dawson needs to stage an intervention already.

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jeez...she looks like a 70 year old hag/victim of baaad plastic surgery



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atlgirl wrote:


. Here's the  Katie's radioactive, robe-like raiment, which appears to be made from hundreds of unwanted Tickle-Me-Elmo dolls, has another built-in bonus: It's the perfect camouflage should she get a salt craving and decide to shove an entire bag of Cheetos down her throat.


 


LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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