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dixiegirl


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FROM FOXNEWS.COM

Ashlee Simpson: Evidence of World Ending

Nostradamus is guesting on “TRL” this week.

Ashlee Simpson, the terminally untalented and annoying sister of pop star Jessica Simpson, has the No. 1 album this week with the aptly titled, “I Am Me.”

Simpson, famous for lip-synching on "Saturday Night Live," is outselling multiple Grammy-winner and legend Stevie Wonder two-to-one, despite positive reviews for his new album, “A Time 2 Love.”

This is proof, I feel, that the Earth is about to experience some terrible event worse than the Indonesian tsunami, Hurricane Katrina or the Kashmir earthquake.

Between Simpson and Wonder are Martina McBride, Nickelback, the Black Eyed Peas and Rod Stewart. Simpson sold about 150,000 copies of her wretched excuse of a recording in its debut week despite countless government warnings and threats from alien spaceships.

Wonder looks like he’ll do around 75,000 copies, although the numbers aren’t solid yet.

Ashlee’s contribution to the culture includes these lyrics: “All that s—- about me, Being with him, Can't believe, All the lies that you told” (from "Boyfriend").

Is there a God? This is a question we now must ask ourselves. Hopefully, he/she is on the Grammy committee, and all the artists below Ashlee on the chart will be avenged come February.

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kenzie


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Lord help us if Ms. Simpson is ever nominated for (and heaven forbid, wins!) a grammy!

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dixiegirl wrote:

FROM FOXNEWS.COM Ashlee Simpson: Evidence of World Ending Nostradamus is guesting on “TRL” this week. Ashlee Simpson, the terminally untalented and annoying sister of pop star Jessica Simpson, has the No. 1 album this week with the aptly titled, “I Am Me.”
didn't J.Lo have an album called This is me...then ?  Real creative Ashlee.

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I am starting to think that albums/songs with names like "I am me" "This is me" "I like me" "Hey it's me" "Lookit me" "it's just me" "I"m all me" Signify a complete lack of talent, lyrical depth, and brain cells.

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kisa wrote:

I am starting to think that albums/songs with names like "I am me" "This is me" "I like me" "Hey it's me" "Lookit me" "it's just me" "I"m all me" Signify a complete lack of talent, lyrical depth, and brain cells.
It's as if they are all having some revelation about themselves as being unique.  Just like every other pop artist. 

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but wait -- she's so punk! I mean, she wears Converse sneakers and everything. Don't you think that qualifies her to write not just one, but two albums about herself?


I agree with Kisa. We should all write albums about being ourselves. Mine will be called I Am Also Me.



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kenzie


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halleybird wrote:

but wait -- she's so punk! I mean, she wears Converse sneakers and everything. Don't you think that qualifies her to write not just one, but two albums about herself? I agree with Kisa. We should all write albums about being ourselves. Mine will be called I Am Also Me.
You know what else I thought of....didn't big sis, Jess, have an album called 'In This Skin'...I do believe that is also (yet another) variation of the I'm okay, you're okay, we're all okay theme. 

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That is a funny article, it's just really sad how the radio/tv is saturated with these talentless performers. There are so many better singers out there.



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LOL at this whole thread!

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