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Hermes

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these are phone messages left by a guy that met a girl on the street and is interested in her.





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Marc Jacobs

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Holy crap D! That had me in hysterics!!!
I've had a couple similiar messages in the past...that's crazy!!!

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Oh my goodness! I can't understand why that woman wouldn't call poor, timid Dimitri back? He's such the catch.

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yes, he's quite the catch, and there must be something psychologically wrong with her to not call him.  that, or she was abused as a child.

he has been since unveiled...

http://itsnotmeits.us/2009/torontos-dimitri-the-lover/

20090329-dimitritheloverThe mean streets of Toronto are stalked by self-proclaimed ladies’ man Dimitri ‘the Lover’.  On this occasion poor, quivering Olga is his prey; they met on King Street one steamy night when he approached her out-of-the-blue and somehow mooned his way into obtaining her business card.  Onbeknownst to Olga until it was much, much too late Dimitri is a student and practitioner of a controversial method stemming from Toronto’s Seduction Community: which appears to be comprised largely of overweight, desperate, lonely white men.  The basis of “Seduction” is for men to parry and jab women with a frightening mix of adrenaline-inducing compliments and butterfly-inducing putdowns.  For intelligent women (which I pray are the majority) all these tactics are likely to induce is vomit.

Utilization of this technique in the wilds leads to some fairly entertaining Voicemails such as this one, from Dimitri Himself:

 

Dimitri-TheStud

 



He manages to fawn over and dump the girl within the confines of a single message, thus making the whole gory episode worthy of sharing at our little blog here.

Dimitri was unmasked last year by the awesome Toronto writers at  blogTO.  Now that’s real journalism.  Being a modern guy, Dimitri has his own web site, of course… at times weird, hilarious, ironic, and scary.  Much like the above voicemails.



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That is classic!!

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They actually teach guys to be that much of a tool???? Huh, and to think I've been only meeting amateurs all this time....

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"There is nothing wrong with me"

"maybe you were abused in childhood" WHAT???

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OMG!!
There was a really awesome blog called whywomenhatemen and it featured this type of thing. Unfortunately the author of the blog had to stop due to work obligations, but it's still online and you can read the archives. Cringe-worthy indeed!



-- Edited by wicked on Tuesday 23rd of November 2010 07:21:50 PM

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And here is that ^^^ blog's sister publiction.


Also shut down, but you can read the archives.


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Ew stalker - this guy's a stalker. I love the "threat" of "erase my number"- listen dude if she was interested, you wouldn't be begging.

Telling her she's got a passive aggressive disorder? Abused? On meds? This is so insulting! What normal woman would suddenly become interested???


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that's the thing -- unfortunately there are women that would call him back. apparently this is part of the "technique" to lure. according to his site he offers classes in this...

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D wrote:

that's the thing -- unfortunately there are women that would call him back. apparently this is part of the "technique" to lure. according to his site he offers classes in this...


That reminds me of that dating show they had on VH1, the Pickup Artist.  The "smooth" host would teach geeks how to mac it to hot girls.  One of the techniques was called "negging" - you'd outwardly insult a girl to get her interest.  I think it actually does work, if done right but this guy took it to a whole new level!

 



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XtinaStyles wrote:

 

D wrote:

that's the thing -- unfortunately there are women that would call him back. apparently this is part of the "technique" to lure. according to his site he offers classes in this...


That reminds me of that dating show they had on VH1, the Pickup Artist.  The "smooth" host would teach geeks how to mac it to hot girls.  One of the techniques was called "negging" - you'd outwardly insult a girl to get her interest.  I think it actually does work, if done right but this guy took it to a whole new level!

 

 



This is horrible!! I just checked negging on urban dictionary and this NYTimes article.
I think i've been negged before. I thought these guys were just jerks, but to think they may have done it intentionally as a wooing technique...i'm appalled!! Blech!!blehdisbelief

 



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