STYLETHREAD -- LET'S TALK SHOP!

ayo · Coach

oh sweet baby Jesus!!! When...

Boots · Gucci

Maybe if you tried to bride him/her with a pony? Or cash is always nice...

Luv2Shop · Kate Spade

Haha, I am right there with you!! This girl is a maniac in my womb and I feel like she is trying to shove her ass out of my belly button!! (Even though my DH says "my daughter doesn't have an ass, she has a bottom") By the end of the day with all her moving around and kicking I feel like someone has given me a huge indian burn on my belly, or like it is just going to tear right open!

Not to mention... my whoohaa hurts!! I didn't realize that there would be so much pelvic pressure in the last month! I feel like if I had balls, someone kicked me in them!

It's just getting hard to walk around or sleep or do just about anyting. And it's making me cranky so I hate everyone at work right now and can't wait till I don't have to see their faces while I am on maternity leave! I am totally checked out mentally already and spend my time looking at my registry, reading baby related emails, making baby bingo cards for my shower...etc. Shhhh. :)

Hang in there, we'll be there soon!!!!

Kincali · Dooney & Bourke

Luv2Shop wrote:

Haha, I am right there with you!! This girl is a maniac in my womb and I feel like she is trying to shove her ass out of my belly button!! (Even though my DH says "my daughter doesn't have an ass, she has a bottom") By the end of the day with all her moving around and kicking I feel like someone has given me a huge indian burn on my belly, or like it is just going to tear right open!

Not to mention... my whoohaa hurts!! I didn't realize that there would be so much pelvic pressure in the last month! I feel like if I had balls, someone kicked me in them!

do not want. Just when I think it might be baby time, I read stories like this lol. I have so much respect for pregnant women, I don't know if I can do it.

I can't even think about the labor part. I want to be knocked out, and wake up to someone handing me the baby. Thanks for playing, here's your lovely parting gift.

ayo · Coach

Luv2shop- Girl, yes girl....yes...*sigh*..
at least this is your first time...what is my excuse...I KNEW about all this beforehand and still decided to go through with it..
damn broodiness

Kincali- I know...actually labor to me is the best part..at least that is over within a day...vs weeks of total misery...

Boots wrote:

Maybe if you tried to bride him/her with a pony? Or cash is always nice...

I did one better...I tried bribing her with Loubous..

no dice...the chick is determine to remain in my belly!

Boots · Gucci

ayo wrote:

Boots wrote:

Maybe if you tried to bride him/her with a pony? Or cash is always nice...

I did one better...I tried bribing her with Loubous..
no dice...the chick is determine to remain in my belly!

Ha!

Maybe she's more of a bag girl. Try having your husband whisper to your stomach "Botkier....Treesje...Kooba..."